Arfponnel is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, sage snake.

Arfponnel created time and space eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Arfponnel, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Arfponnel, he will turn you into a dog.

Arfponnel's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Arfponnel's Holy Commandments

1. Arfponnel must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not wear red clothing.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not make images of living things.