Vagyartjap is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, self-confident duck.

Vagyartjap created Asia eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vagyartjap, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Vagyartjap, she will turn you into a goat.

Vagyartjap's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Vagyartjap's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not cook food in pots.