Metflanfossnell is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely fat, clever
wren.
Metflanfossnell created everything that exists five trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Metflanfossnell, it will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Metflanfossnell, it will ignore you and hope you go away.
Metflanfossnell's most sacred site is Camon in France.
Metflanfossnell's Holy Commandments1. Never pour water over plants.
2. Never write about planets.
3. Always pray in complete darkness.
4. Do not eat parsnips.
5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.