Linmabmil is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, annoying yak.

Linmabmil created a top quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Linmabmil, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Linmabmil, she will throw large rocks at you.

Linmabmil's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Linmabmil's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Do not hurt horses.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not dye your hair fawn.