Godtargsaf is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, annoying dragonfly.

Godtargsaf created time and space five million years ago.

If you believe in Godtargsaf, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Godtargsaf, he will boil you in a big pot.

Godtargsaf's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Godtargsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if nine tapirs approach from the south.

2. You must pray to Godtargsaf five times a day.

3. Never go into brown rooms.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Always obey Godtargsaf's priests.