Siglidyart is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, slow armadillo.

Siglidyart created a top quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Siglidyart, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Siglidyart, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Siglidyart's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Siglidyart's Holy Commandments

1. Put Siglidyart first in all things.

2. Always wear black.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Siglidyart loves tortoises, so they must be respected.

5. Feed all hungry seals.