Fliscepmigfagdoglab is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, overgenerous deer.

Fliscepmigfagdoglab created a top quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fliscepmigfagdoglab, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Fliscepmigfagdoglab, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Fliscepmigfagdoglab's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Fliscepmigfagdoglab's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Fliscepmigfagdoglab.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Hide from mauve manatees for they are unholy.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not covet oxen.