Fabflisyat is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, unselfish meerkat.

Fabflisyat created a photon three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fabflisyat, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Fabflisyat, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Fabflisyat's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Fabflisyat's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear yellow tights.

2. Never paint your feet red.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Fabflisyat loves horses, so they must be respected.

5. You must love Fabflisyat.