Lamcethabgesshatmin is a god.
He takes the form of a very large, pitiless
wyrm.
Lamcethabgesshatmin created Europe six million years ago.
If you believe in
Lamcethabgesshatmin, he will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in
Lamcethabgesshatmin, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.
Lamcethabgesshatmin's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.
Lamcethabgesshatmin's Holy Commandments1. Do not hurt squirrels.
2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
3. Never eat spinach.
4. Always stare at clouds.
5. Do not wear lead on your body.