Legvildoss is a god.

He takes the form of a small, humane naga.

Legvildoss created an up quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Legvildoss, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Legvildoss, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Legvildoss' most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Legvildoss' Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick hamsters.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

3. Do not wear nickel on your body.

4. Never jump in holy places.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.