Legvildoss is a god.
He takes the form of a small, humane
naga.
Legvildoss created an up quark four quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Legvildoss, he will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Legvildoss, he will send four elephants to rub you out.
Legvildoss' most sacred site is Manamedu in India.
Legvildoss' Holy Commandments1. Never think ill of sick hamsters.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.
3. Do not wear nickel on your body.
4. Never jump in holy places.
5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.