Vogcedcar Yakquamveen Vengumnellbut is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, prudent centaur.

Vogcedcar Yakquamveen Vengumnellbut created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vogcedcar Yakquamveen Vengumnellbut, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Vogcedcar Yakquamveen Vengumnellbut, it will turn you into a tree.

Vogcedcar Yakquamveen Vengumnellbut's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Vogcedcar Yakquamveen Vengumnellbut's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not drink water in red rooms.

3. Do not dye your hair violet.

4. Worship no other gods but Vogcedcar Yakquamveen Vengumnellbut.

5. You must never eat figs.