Vogcedcar Yakquamveen Vengumnellbut
is a god.
It takes the form of a gargantuan, prudent
centaur
.
Vogcedcar Yakquamveen Vengumnellbut
created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Vogcedcar Yakquamveen Vengumnellbut
, it will ignore you.
If you do not believe in
Vogcedcar Yakquamveen Vengumnellbut
, it will turn you into a tree.
Vogcedcar Yakquamveen Vengumnellbut's
most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.
Vogcedcar Yakquamveen Vengumnellbut's Holy Commandments
1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
2. Do not drink water in red rooms.
3. Do not dye your hair violet.
4. Worship no other gods but Vogcedcar Yakquamveen Vengumnellbut.
5. You must never eat figs.
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