Targfetlin is a god.
She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, self-confident
frog.
Targfetlin created Europe five billion years ago.
If you believe in
Targfetlin, she will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Targfetlin, she will ignore you and hope you go away.
Targfetlin's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.
Targfetlin's Holy Commandments1. Do not wear nickel on your body.
2. Never look at nebulae.
3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
4. Do not commit murder.
5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dogs.