Sagfossget is a god.
He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, fussy
centipede.
Sagfossget created an up quark three hundred thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Sagfossget, he will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Sagfossget, he will turn you into a duck.
Sagfossget's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.
Sagfossget's Holy Commandments1. Never sit in the presence of squirrels.
2. Never wear ear rings.
3. Sagfossget loves ants, so they must be honoured.
4. Do not covet oxen.
5. Never pour water over plants.