Sagfossget is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, fussy centipede.

Sagfossget created an up quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sagfossget, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Sagfossget, he will turn you into a duck.

Sagfossget's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Sagfossget's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in the presence of squirrels.

2. Never wear ear rings.

3. Sagfossget loves ants, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never pour water over plants.