Fatsagbep is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, ruthless zebra.

Fatsagbep created carbon three billion years ago.

If you believe in Fatsagbep, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Fatsagbep, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Fatsagbep's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Fatsagbep's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not drink water in green rooms.

3. Never sit in the presence of capybaras.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate mites.