Flatligrull is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, staggering butterfly.

Flatligrull created oxygen two years ago.

If you believe in Flatligrull, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Flatligrull, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Flatligrull's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Flatligrull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate badgers.

5. Never hurt mites.