Podceptar is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, bad-tempered dragon.

Podceptar created Mount Everest seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Podceptar, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Podceptar, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Podceptar's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Podceptar's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured turtles.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never talk about moons.

4. Podceptar loves mites, so they must be respected.

5. Hide from white grasshopers for they are unholy.