Cibflagfab is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, thoughtless troll.

Cibflagfab created parasitic wasps two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cibflagfab, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Cibflagfab, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Cibflagfab's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Cibflagfab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not eat peas.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Hide from violet moths for they are unholy.

5. Always help dogs in need.