Flangovspag is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, vain snake.

Flangovspag created the planet Venus four million years ago.

If you believe in Flangovspag, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Flangovspag, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Flangovspag's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Flangovspag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about black holes.

2. Do not hurt tapirs.

3. Never wear tights.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never feed coconuts to aardvarks while wearing turquoise shorts.