Fadtankan Librigraw is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, staggering swan.

Fadtankan Librigraw created Asia nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fadtankan Librigraw, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Fadtankan Librigraw, she will send you a sign.

Fadtankan Librigraw's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Fadtankan Librigraw's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Always help eagles in need.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Fadtankan Librigraw on top of all buildings.