Febcenontcin is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, irritating hare.

Febcenontcin created the Sun eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Febcenontcin, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Febcenontcin, it will turn you into a rat.

Febcenontcin's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Febcenontcin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Always treat otters with great respect.

3. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Run away if five dolphins approach from the west.