Veddubfad is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, bad-tempered human.

Veddubfad created tapeworms six million years ago.

If you believe in Veddubfad, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Veddubfad, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Veddubfad's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Veddubfad's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

3. You must love Veddubfad.

4. Grasshopers are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.