Gutdimsand is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, conceited chinchilla.

Gutdimsand created the Virgo Supercluster six million years ago.

If you believe in Gutdimsand, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Gutdimsand, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Gutdimsand's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Gutdimsand's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sing in public.

2. Bats are not to be trusted.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gutdimsand.

5. Gutdimsand loves turtles, so they must be honoured.
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