Bimcussnurl is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, able jellyfish.

Bimcussnurl created dark energy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bimcussnurl, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bimcussnurl, it will turn you into a mole.

Bimcussnurl's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Bimcussnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Put Bimcussnurl first in all things.

2. Always treat otters with great respect.

3. Do not kill capybaras.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Always help hamsters.