Zantitdogyartabvigmig is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, ruthless goat.

Zantitdogyartabvigmig created tapeworms eight million years ago.

If you believe in Zantitdogyartabvigmig, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Zantitdogyartabvigmig, it will turn you into a mouse.

Zantitdogyartabvigmig's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Zantitdogyartabvigmig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat oranges.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Feed all hungry dolphins.

4. Never look at galaxies.

5. Never talk about fire.