Dibfemtof is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, merciful cobra.

Dibfemtof created a strange quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Dibfemtof, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Dibfemtof, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Dibfemtof's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Dibfemtof's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair blue.

2. Always obey Dibfemtof's priests.

3. Never talk about stars.

4. Always help sick capybaras.

5. Never write about amino acids.
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