Hudcudart is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, contented mongoose.

Hudcudart created dark energy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hudcudart, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Hudcudart, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Hudcudart's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Hudcudart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not hurt ants.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Hide if three otters approach from the south.