Stanrutwod is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, calm cobra.

Stanrutwod created the solar system three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stanrutwod, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Stanrutwod, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Stanrutwod's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Stanrutwod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Stanrutwod loves tortoises, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not eat bread.

5. Always stare at clouds.
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