Fatkadflan is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, thoughtless troll.

Fatkadflan created the Black Eye Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fatkadflan, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Fatkadflan, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Fatkadflan's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Fatkadflan's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fatkadflan.

2. You must love Fatkadflan.

3. Never hurt tortoises.

4. Always help snakes.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.