Hotfarnsin is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, stupid donkey.

Hotfarnsin created everything that exists eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Hotfarnsin, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Hotfarnsin, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Hotfarnsin's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Hotfarnsin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Hotfarnsin loves swans, so they must be respected.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.