Dossweehot Wottif is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, vain seal.

Dossweehot Wottif created the world three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dossweehot Wottif, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Dossweehot Wottif, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Dossweehot Wottif's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Dossweehot Wottif's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat strawberries.

2. Do not skip in public.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never pour water over plants.