Quaflabdiss Didarnboss is a god.
He takes the form of a planet-sized, annoying
dragonfly.
Quaflabdiss Didarnboss created the planet Mars four million years ago.
If you believe in
Quaflabdiss Didarnboss, he will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Quaflabdiss Didarnboss, he will destroy your home galaxy.
Quaflabdiss Didarnboss' most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.
Quaflabdiss Didarnboss' Holy Commandments1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
2. Do not dye your hair violet.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
4. Do not take Quaflabdiss Didarnboss' name in vain.
5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mites.