Cibrak is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, humorless elephant.

Cibrak created light six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cibrak, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Cibrak, he will laugh at you.

Cibrak's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Cibrak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Cibrak's name in vain.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not commit murder.