Tamrilyart is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, emotional clam.

Tamrilyart created dark matter twelve years ago.

If you believe in Tamrilyart, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Tamrilyart, he will send you a sign.

Tamrilyart's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Tamrilyart's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about amino acids.

2. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Always make sure there are no great tits in a building before entering it.
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