Tiphendab is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, omnipotent bee.

Tiphendab created Mount Everest eight million years ago.

If you believe in Tiphendab, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Tiphendab, he will manifest in front of you.

Tiphendab's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Tiphendab's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not wear nickel on your body.

5. Always look after injured moths.