Citnulgat is a god.
He takes the form of a slim, merciful
toad.
Citnulgat created life three quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Citnulgat, he will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in
Citnulgat, he will turn you into a hamster.
Citnulgat's most sacred site is Taktser in China.
Citnulgat's Holy Commandments1. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.
2. Never look at black holes.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
4. Your children must be taught to worship Citnulgat.
5. Respect your elders.