Bossjigweg is a god.
It takes the form of a very large, witty
jaguar.
Bossjigweg created the Whirlpool Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Bossjigweg, it will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in
Bossjigweg, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.
Bossjigweg's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.
Bossjigweg's Holy Commandments1. Never sit near hamsters.
2. Put Bossjigweg first in all things.
3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
4. Fast once a month.
5. Do not listen to music.