Gentithad Rullflatjan Tailmotgub is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, duplicitous lobster.

Gentithad Rullflatjan Tailmotgub created an atom nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gentithad Rullflatjan Tailmotgub, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Gentithad Rullflatjan Tailmotgub, it will send minions to preach to you.

Gentithad Rullflatjan Tailmotgub's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Gentithad Rullflatjan Tailmotgub's Holy Commandments

1. Aardvarks are not to be trusted.

2. Never talk about asteroids.

3. Never bounce near rats.

4. Squirrels are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never write about stars.
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