Damfutsid is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, calm wyrm.

Damfutsid created the Large Magellanic Cloud six billion years ago.

If you believe in Damfutsid, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Damfutsid, she will torture you forever.

Damfutsid's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Damfutsid's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Damfutsid's priests.

2. Do not run in public.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Always wear gray.

5. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.
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