Migmadmiscimbeglab is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, witty deer.

Migmadmiscimbeglab created the Black Eye Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Migmadmiscimbeglab, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Migmadmiscimbeglab, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Migmadmiscimbeglab's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Migmadmiscimbeglab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair yellow.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Always obey Migmadmiscimbeglab's priests.