Bastmiszed is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, pitiless butterfly.

Bastmiszed created energy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bastmiszed, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bastmiszed, he will come to you in dreams.

Bastmiszed's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Bastmiszed's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if six mites approach from the south.

2. Never think about moons.

3. Always wear gray.

4. Never talk about cell theory.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.