Dotwadwon is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, two-faced shrew.

Dotwadwon created gold eight million years ago.

If you believe in Dotwadwon, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Dotwadwon, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Dotwadwon's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Dotwadwon's Holy Commandments

1. Always help dogs in need.

2. Mice are not to be trusted.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not dye your hair gray.