Rippidpag is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, tiresome lobster.

Rippidpag created an electron three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rippidpag, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Rippidpag, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Rippidpag's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Rippidpag's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Snakes are not to be trusted.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

4. Never paint your chest brown.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.