Citgetdun is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, loving bee.

Citgetdun created the planet Venus five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Citgetdun, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Citgetdun, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Citgetdun's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Citgetdun's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never go into gray rooms.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.