Jenjigdot is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, capable wolf.

Jenjigdot created dark energy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jenjigdot, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Jenjigdot, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Jenjigdot's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Jenjigdot's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Hide from red goats for they are unholy.

3. Do not wear platinum on your body.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never think ill of sick foxes.