Hanbugbot is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, unjust bear.

Hanbugbot created light nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hanbugbot, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Hanbugbot, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Hanbugbot's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Hanbugbot's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never look at galaxies.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.