Ligcedfig is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, quiet gerbil.

Ligcedfig created the Virgo Supercluster seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Ligcedfig, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Ligcedfig, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Ligcedfig's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Ligcedfig's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured birds.

2. Feed all hungry moths.

3. Ligcedfig loves rats, so they must be respected.

4. Erect a large tin sculpture of Ligcedfig on top of all buildings.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Ligcedfig.