Dotfigbap is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, awesome coyote.

Dotfigbap created everything that exists two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dotfigbap, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Dotfigbap, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Dotfigbap's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Dotfigbap's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never hurt porpoises.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

5. Always look after injured otters.