Dotfigbap is a god.
He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, awesome
coyote.
Dotfigbap created everything that exists two trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Dotfigbap, he will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Dotfigbap, he will have a very low opinion of you.
Dotfigbap's most sacred site is Taktser in China.
Dotfigbap's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about fire.
2. Never hurt porpoises.
3. Always pray immersed in water.
4. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.
5. Always look after injured otters.