Homnillbogfomnarsidtagkad is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, resourceful aardvark.

Homnillbogfomnarsidtagkad created dark energy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Homnillbogfomnarsidtagkad, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Homnillbogfomnarsidtagkad, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Homnillbogfomnarsidtagkad's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Homnillbogfomnarsidtagkad's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

5. Do not speak about apples.