Megponarf is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, thoughtless horse.

Megponarf created Africa nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Megponarf, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Megponarf, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Megponarf's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Megponarf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat corn.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.