Quatingsag is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, effective rat.

Quatingsag created the Sunflower Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Quatingsag, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Quatingsag, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Quatingsag's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Quatingsag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear orange clothing.

2. Do not shave your back.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Always obey Quatingsag's priests.